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Citi Strategist: 96% Chance That 2016 Will Be Up

This guy is a super asshole for spewing out a prediction like that. It has #timestamp written all over it. Believe you me, no one wants an up market more than me. There is nothing that I want more, than to toss bowling balls filled with dynamite sticks, at the bedlamites in the Zerohedge comments section. However, I’d have to be clinically insane to get myself dressed up in suit and tie, splash on some of my best cologne, then tell people from teevee land that the market had a 96% chance of being up next year, based on some hare brained assumptions.

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5 comments

  1. Quality Control Inferno
    Quality Control Inferno

    If Tom Lee says higher, we go higher. End of story. :rollseyes:

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  2. helicopter ben

    96% chance we finish up between 0-5%, 4% chance we lose 3000 NASDAQs.

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  3. UncleBuccs

    95% would have been a lot more believable. Why did he have to go over the top and say 96?

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  4. blahblahblah

    similar credibility for C pumpers. it’s haha time when they say buy C. $5 for 5 years. 96% chance it will still be $5 in 5 more years.

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  5. hattery

    152% of percentages are flawed.
    59% of statistics are made up.
    7G.F4 people misuse or don’t understand numbers.

    S.P….also, some’f peoples don’q understand how to rite in Anglish.

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