This is a gem.
I am sure somewhere in the bible, the sages who wrote it told us to eat Christmas trees for medicinal purposes. Nevertheless, to eschew from drinking camel milk and urine is just plain racist of you. Embrace the holy book and all of its teachings. Sop from the tits of camels and deliver his nourishing excretions for your bodily benefits. BEHOLD the camel in all of its glory.
The Muslim holy book contains quotes from the prophet Muhammad and it says: ‘Some people of Ukl or Uraina tribes came to Medina (in Saudi Arabia) and the climate did not suit them.
‘So the Prophet ordered them to go to the herd of (milk) camels and to drink their milk and urine (as medicine).‘So they went as directed and afterwards they became healthy.’
The only problem with this tale of joy and wonder is the owner of this specialty health shoppe was pissing in bottles and falsely labeling it as camel piss drink. The House of Saud have confiscated 70 bottles of fraudelent camel urine beverage, much to the delight of honest and legitimate vendors of the ancient elixir.
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This may have been the best non financial post ever.
+1 camel piss soft drink
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I KNEW it !!!
I knew that last bottle of “camel urine” I guzzled seemed a bit … well … mysterious !!!
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This stocked market will be good for nothing but camel urine drinking by dawns first light a fortnight hence.
I didn’t think someone would feed asparagus to a camel
Gotta feel for the camel piss inspector how many bottles did he drink before he figured it out !
He would have gotten away with it if he hadn’t eaten all that asparagus.