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KRAMPUS ATE YELLEN AND IS NOW COMING FOR YOU

Yesterday was the part of the horror story when the people rejoiced over defeating the evil killer. The sun was shining and an eery calm presided over their quaint little existence, as they thanked each other and discussed plans for the future.

Then, out of nowhere, the maniacal killer returned to devour them whole, plunge them back into the hell they so desperately seeked to escape.

One day removed from the dumbest monetary decision since 1967, markets are careening lower, led by commodity stocks. The dollar is up 1% v the euro and the mood is decidedly glum.

Santa Claus isn’t coming this year. Prepare to have your faces peeled off and fresh lemon juice tossed into the open wounds.

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8 comments

  1. RampCapitalLLC

    1…2…Krampus is coming for you…
    3…4…Better lock your door…
    5…6…Grab your crucifix…
    7…8…Better stay up late…
    9…10…Never sleep again…

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  2. vandamme

    Until you buy tza, Fly, this ‘bearish’ you is all talk

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  3. frog2

    BREAKING NEWS: Martin Shkreli released on $5 million bond.

    5 mill ain’t shit suckas

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  4. t.c.

    Today so ugly. Expiration trickery.

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  5. blahblahblah

    OMG i could only tolerate three minutes of the FM monkey show. those four bozos will make you dumber if you watch.

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  6. sia

    I think the market is just starting to except that what Henry Blodget has been saying is correct, this market is overvalued and we should only expect 1-3% return over the next few years.

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