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KRAMPUS IS COMING

Asian markets are in rout mode. Santa Claus has been shot in the chest three times. Christmas has been canceled. Krampus is coming this Xmas.

NIKKEI
The fuckheaded NIKKEI is off by 600 now

If you want positivity, you’ve come to the wrong place. Everything is going to hell in a handbasket. Assholes believe the market had a ‘solid year’ in 2015, as non-systematic risk plagued, then harangued, then plagued retail investors to no end. Professionals were equally routed amidst a sea of complete bullshit, stemming from oil and gas blow ups to biotech hand-grenades to high yield hijinx.

There was nothing redeemable about 2015 and things are about to get exponentially worse in 2016, as the Fed fixes to RAISE RATES into this meltdown. To be honest with you, I am entirely besides myself by recent rhetoric and find myself to be looking at all of this from way up above, through a fog of miscommunication–trying to wade through the propaganda.

SAVE YOURSELVES. Rip open those Xmas presents. Return them to the stores. Save the money for a rainy day, for it is about to come down in sheets.

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9 comments

  1. gravestonedoji

    Let’s Go Insane!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5nEeHGWi6o

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  2. Marc David

    I’m ready to rally.. Let the haters hate while watch Mad Max (worst movie of 2015)

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  3. Dr. Fly

    Krampus is going to eat you.

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  4. gravestonedoji

    I’m not worried until Cropsey shows up.

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  5. the dude

    r* = 0

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  6. ironbird

    Senor Fly. Doc Copper stopped going down. May mean nothing when it comes to momentum FANG retard names. But China and Emerging could be helped here. Energy is getting old school blue devil frozen then hit with a chisel backed by a sledge hammer. Something is going right in metals. The tree. Fuck the forest.

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    • gapfiller

      I’ve been watching the same thing, Ironbird. Check this out:

      http://tos.mx/d99kMK

      Dr. Fly prefers a fundamental approach, which I can appreciate. He’s a learned gentleman who knows what he’s doing. I think there’s something to the chart at times, though. Here’s what Paul Tudor Jones has to say on the topic:

      “When I got into the business, there was so little information on fundamentals, and what little information one could get was largely imperfect. We learned just to go with the chart. (Why work when Mr. Market can do it for you?)”

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    • it is showtime

      Ironbird, Stopped-going-down is not a sign or signal of anything. Not sure why you’re highlighting that. Copper is in a very very well established bear market. (has to break a ton of shit on the upside to win) Yes copper&lumber paused&bumped means nothing

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