Who knows what’s going on here? I hope to dear heavens you people aren’t believing anything what the people are saying on the teevee? Those people are designed to lose you money. They are genetically dispositioned to crush the Joe Blow investor, bedraggled microbes, beer swilling, bodega loitering, CATAMITES!
Most of my stocks were up today. But I’m most enthused about my VRX position, mostly because I have a new nemesis on Twitter who somehow believes that I am an Ackman shill. I war born to rain fire onto the heads of Pershing Square. Read my archives, mate; I’m hardly a fan.
Moving on, I’m interested to see how the year winds up. Will we descend into anarchy amidst half goat, half human species attacking the NYSE in a physically demeaning manner? Or, will Bill Ackman and his friends ramp shit up in a light volume charade, clown raping trapped short sellers in the process–completely bankrupting them for the New Year’s?
Only time will tell. In the meantime, I boldly ask that you spread our brand of financial literacy across your landscapes. Raise our flags over your homes and attack our enemies with vigor. They are everywhere, literally.
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The technical chart pattern of the year continues– the randomly staggering drunkard pattern.
pick another name or else
This is epic
I’ve had the handle Frog for years and I’m keeping it.
If you trade futures w/o a stop-loss & trailing stop you’re retarded.
I made 13.50 S&P’s in the brief rally today and the trailing stop got me out with a nice profit before the shit-slinging began.
Keep them stops tight!
Granny needs to stroke out again. Then Jingle Bells barring another (not to be named) religion doing evil shit before end of year end. These hallowed halls are full of well intended millennials that will send IBC to the top of all financial sites. No need to offend.
Speaking of stroke, somebody needs to give Jim Bullard a reach-around. Volunteers from the peanut gallery? Anyone?