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I Just Bought More Valeant Pharmaceuticals

All of these allegions running wild about the veracity of VRX’s business model has me voraciously acquiring its shares.

My name isn’t Bill Albert Ackman and I’ve never tried to turn around piece of shit retailer JCP; but I am long VRX here, looking to crucify shorts who find themselves squeezed here.

Biotechs were pummeled into dust; but VRX surged ahead.

I even got into a little “back and forth” with the lad who liked to attack VRX on his blospot address.

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This is how it’s going down. Stocks will trade flat, but Bill Ackman and a consortium of like minded friends will push the envelope on VRX–burning all of the short sellers alive, actually killing them. By the time pagan X-mas is here, I will be popping corks of champagne into the tweets of that blogspot gent, while laughing and screaming, all the way to the bank.

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12 comments

  1. tradercaddy

    How did Mr. Hempton know you were a charming guy?
    He must have met you at a Dunkin’ Donuts awhile back.

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  2. matt_bear

    the same game plan was to be had with the 4 horsemen last year.

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  3. Dr. Fly

    stfu

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  4. badduck

    Late shorts are desperate in $VRX, now reduced to spreading rumors about FBI raids intraday, debunked in minutes.

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  5. rahagar

    Mr. Hempton is pining for le_fly. One more exchange and I’d have to say the “get a room” thing. LOL.

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  6. it is showtime

    Manipulation
    S&P 500 “Most Overbought” In 11 Months
    “For Every US Job Created, US Corps. Spent $296,000 On Stock Buybacks”
    Don’t Be Fooled By The Level Of The Stock Market
    Chinese Stocks Re-Enter “Bull Market”
    S&P Near Record-High; 50% Of Its Stocks Above 200-Day Moving Avg
    ‘Lipstick’-ing The GDP Pig Amid Epochal Global Deflation
    Short Squeeze Driven Meltup Continues
    Nasdaq 100 Highest Since Dot-Com, VIX 13 Handle, S&P Breaks 2,100

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  7. Dr. Fly

    Messing with Le FLy is like running around with a glass of nitroglycerine

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  8. gappingandyapping

    Long $VRX and will also plan on killing all shorts with cactus anal dildos.

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    • UncleBuccs

      I very much appreciate your ferocity, but please don’t defile my cactus friends in such a manner. Sandpaper condoms fashioned upon said dildos will suffice.

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  9. lesurgeon

    Wtf is up with dildo-showtimes posts. I can’t barley decipher two words. Type fucking English!!

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  10. grimace

    The VRX shorts tipped their hand with that FBI nonsense. This name should be aggressively bought on dips. See you at 125 soon.

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