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BEHOLD: The Turkey Gods

Mind your gullets dear lads, for revenge is a dish best served cold.

With National Festival right around the corner, and the country on the verge of debauchery, expect the market to climb. Minor setbacks are expected along this journey; but this is a trade that has rarely failed: feed off the hopes and dreams of an underclass as they make their way through the oversized doors at Walmart. Lean into their prayers and glean a little bit of information, enough to profit in the stocked market.

I will have you know, as people readily soil themselves after eating poisonous CMG, SHAK is grinching away their customers.

Very simply, I am very long and bold and determined to profit over the next two weeks, heading into National Shopping Week.

My top positions are COST, PAH, SHAK, CNC, AAPL and JAZZ.

As you were.

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6 comments

  1. gapfiller

    I’m a west coast guy who was in NYC for the first time in a while last week. I procured a hammed burger at Shake Shak and was very impressed by the burger itself. The fries also were above average. Interestingly, the shake was of only moderate quality. Overall, though, it was very good fare that trounces the mediocre offerings of In-n-Out.

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  2. it is showtime

    No musthave item.

    No new PS game whatever. No new iGizmo different than any others. No new BigTv that welfare recipients don’t already have. No earlier-than-earlier shopping sale days

    Black Friday Revenge is mine

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  3. pb

    Sorry, but I really think you are pissing in the wind with SHAK. There are limited locations willing to overpay for fancy burgers. It is the locations that has thus far been the key to their apparent success.

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