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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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The New Peanut Gallery Bloggers Are…

Congratulations to the following gents on attaining a position inside of iBankCoin’s Peanut Gallery. Let’s hope you’ve got what it takes to avoid expeditious firing.

Exodus’s own Jungle Girl- Twitter acct pending.

@morykan

@varelresearch

@RampCapitalLLC

@Shaq48_Trading

@activiststocks

@firehorsecaper

As for those who didn’t make this cut, do not lose faith. I am sure a third tier site will accept your services, or worse: Seeking Alpha. The method by which the bloggers are selected is proprietary 22nd century technology. We delve, mind you, into your Twitter accounts and search for ‘grave depravity’ and ‘lunacy’. Upon  finding any, contestants are excluded from the pool of potentials. Bear in mind, iBankCoin is in a league of its own, a champion of champions, your favorite bloggers favorite blog. So, with that in mind, we must adhere to the strictest standards in the business.

Including staff, total writers that travel these halls now total an impressive 20.

Please welcome the new lads and follow them on Twitter.

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4 comments

  1. UncleBuccs

    I’m a JungleGirl man. Been following her (no stalker) from when she used to post trades in the Matt Trivisonno blog comments section… Please tell me where to find her Twitter.

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  2. rahagar

    “I am sure a third tier site will accept your services, or worse: Seeking Alpha.”

    LOL. True story. I passed a homeless guy and his dog at a traffic light. His sign said, ” Please help, I write for Seeking Alpha”.

    Looking forward to the new blogsters.

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  3. ironbird

    Why does the Jungle Girl have to be on Twitter? Being a gentleman of these hallowed halls Exodus included. Confused a bit.

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  4. berniecornfeld

    Jungle Girl’s analysis is spot on but she will need to speak English and use 1 syllable words for us plebs to better understand her…or at least for me to understand her 😉

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