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This Market Will Make a Marlboro Man Out of You

We had a nice rally; but then it burned and turned to ash. Luckily, my book is smartly positioned to avoid murder holes. I am up 0.4% right now and happier than a pig in vomit. Sure, I’d like to be up more. Then again, I’d like to be up period. ‘Tis a time to reduce expectations. Do not anticipate to eat every day. One must forage about the plains and the woods for one’s meal. Out there, in the dark wilderness, are bears who rape and vultures who eat. I don’t know about you, but I’d rather remain indoors and avoid the whole ordeal altogether.

This market will harden you, make you dislike animals and children. It will cause you to dislike holiday’s and have a penchant for cynicism.

My top 3 positions are COST, CNC and PAH. Truth be told, COST is now more than twice the size of CNC. I am merely writing this blog to entertain you, as you teeter on the brink of absolute destruction.

“The Fly” has omnipresent skills and a sixth sense about these sort of things.

Expect nothing, from here until year end. Pagan holiday’s will be canceled and the New Year will come and go like any other day. The start of 2016 will mark the end of this facade of a bull market, castrating the anointed few who’ve blessed us with their bull market ways in the year of our Lord 2015.

NOTE: The Marlboro Man died of lung cancer. Actually, 4 Marlboro men died of smoking related ailments. As you were.

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13 comments

  1. zombie

    FIG

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  2. it is showtime

    Hey suckers

    | Balticdry | Highyield | Copper | Lumber | Oil |

    Bye losers

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  3. vale

    Interesting that 3 of them died pretty old after smoking for a lifetime.
    http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-marlboro-men-20140127-story.html

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  4. Marc David

    “Pretty old” but what was their quality of life?

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  5. ironbird

    If smoking kills? Where are all the pot heads dying of cancer? Had like ten hardcore smoker relatives. None of them died from anything but old age and screwed up lung capacity. Smoking ruins quality of life at an old age. And denies one surgery when one needs it. It is also a horrible way to live. Emphysema is real but it does not kill.

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  6. mikeaboca

    I know where one is buried her last Friday u fucking moron

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  7. stockslueth

    Square IPO, what could go wrong?

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