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FRENCH FUTURES DIVE 3%; GOLD RALLIES

World markets are about to get rocked, led by CAC futures, which are down 3% in early trade.

The entirety of Europe is about to enter a cesspool of vagrancy, down anywhere between 1.2-2%.

The Hang Seng will be hung tonight and gold will become a respite for panickers everywhere. Oil is marginally higher by 0.3%.

S&P futures, following the dialogue of extreme fuckery, are lower by 0.64% early going.

 

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3 comments

  1. UncleBuccs

    To the market, is this ISIS event worse than the Cyprus Bank Confiscation weekend? We closed up that following Monday, I believe..

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  2. joyous__ending

    Someone just shouted “ISIS sucks” during the moment of silence for Sunday Night Football.
    Terrorists want you to fear the future of capitalism.
    Buying terror selloffs will be rewarded.
    Brave Americans believe in the future.
    Sell the volatility, I will buy in at anything <17,000 or <2000

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    • it is showtime

      There will be a moment, that overwhelms markets at levels only achieved from propping & interference, sometime
      (so what if it never seems to happen. odds keep growing.)
      This probably isn’t it but may be on the path. Brave americans horseshit. Falsely combining some nationalistic thing with headline risk. There’s always headline risk

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