The Winship is Contagious; Come Shake My Hand

As you readily know, I added to my XON and FCX positions yesterday, and NK last week. The Gods have blessed me with unparralel success today, through a storm of stock market wins. Any and all persons who bet against my ensemble of stocks were immediately disintergrated and their skeletal remains crushed and placed back into the earth.

“The Fly” is many things, least of which a loser. There are hard, trying times, and then there is this: triumph.

I’d like to tell you that I got lucky, for the sake of your fledgling self esteem. But that’d be a cruel, vicious lie. “The Fly” is anything but cruel and vicious, and a liar.

So, come bask in my glory and attempt to steal some of my magnanimous fervor, passed down to me by ancient laws that were assembled in the beginning of time. My year to date gains have, once again, eclipsed 20%, or 40% higher than Bill’s. I am far from finished and I intend to kick my enemies into sewer pipes for the duration, mind you, of 2015.

Good day.