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ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG A?

Apple is scheduled to report earnings tonight. Estimates are for $1.88. According to Factset, average revenue estimate is $50.98 billion.

Let’s be honest about Apple. It, like AMZN, is a giant deflationary vortex that constantly draws from the economy to ingratiate itself.  What’s good for Apple is good for Apple, not necessarily good for everyone else. Bear that in mind when trying to extrapolate something from their soon to be reported quarterly earnings.

If, by chance, Apple misses earnings, then the market is entirely fucked. Let’s hope Tim Cook was solely focused on his business and not so much being happy with his sexual orientation.

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16 comments

  1. Marc David

    Back to the flip phones! Fire it up!!

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  2. it is showtime

    I want a freaking phone (/device) that ISN’T

    A GODDAMM

    CANDY BAR

    SLAB

    someone pls design a different cool looking phone thx

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  3. Celts

    I see what you did there. Hat tip good sir

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  4. t.c.

    Apple hammered it. Gay people can make money too.

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    • zheeeem

      Any other company would be up 10% AH, except AMZN which would be up 30%. iPhone sales up 99% in China? Jeeeez.

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  5. bruce keller

    The coolest phone would be like a brace you’d have on your forearm that you could all type on or take off because it would be all flexible and whatnot.

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    • J Adabese (your pen pal)
      J Adabese (your pen pal)

      Bruce…
      Laying down some insights and ideas.

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    • heaterman

      Corning has flexible glass now. The rest of the phone industry needs to catch up

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  6. og

    Was in the Shanghai last week and everyone had the damn iPhone 6 or 6S. Went to an Apple store and there were lines before opening just to buy the phone…

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  7. blahblahblah

    bought TWTR in after hours. going for a 4th win

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  8. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    Le Fly,
    Have we run out of Nasdaqs?

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    • joyous__ending

      No, buy the next oversold signal. But go more S&P than Nasdaq.

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  9. joyous__ending

    >then the market is entirely fucked. Let’s hope Tim Cook was solely focused on his business and not so much being happy with his sexual orientation.

    Gawd, I love the political incorrectness of this site.
    Market needs to cough up a couple -% to set us up for the annual visit by the Turkey Gods

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