Timothy Cook, CEO of the largest corporation to have ever graced the planet (or since the anunaki mining conglomerates 400,000 years ago), wants to remind you that he is still very much gay, single, and looking. I am sure he will elaborate on his sexual status during tomorrow’s conference call, one which will be more decisive for market sentiment than the Federal Reserve, led by Ms. Yellen.
Markets traded down today and natural gas plunged by fucking 9%, decapitating my CNX position. To think I made a good entry at $11, being that Einhorn bought it 65% higher. WRONG. It appears everything David touches turns to dust. All of the legacy “hot shot” fund managers are having their comeuppance this year. It should be noted that this market is hard, even for Wall Street’s finest. Those finest, as you well know, never touch upon the confines of iBankCoin, a destination whose founder is up more than 17% this year–a year when most are being placed inside of the shredder and fucking disintegrated into thin air.
My largest positions are COST, TWTR and SHAK. I pared down my GILD position towards the end of the day, after another big Señor Tropicana win.
Indeud.
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I’m moving to Alaska.
9:00 PM on DSC 36, 1 hr 2015 TV-14
Alaska: The Last Frontier “Calling All Bears”
Spring has sprung and there’s no shortage of needs
Wasnt dutch east india company the biggest
No, the fucking annunaki enslaved all of mankind for minding exploits.
Aliens.
Tweets, Burgers and Shopping.. #TBS
Commodore – congrats on the continued winship this week, as well as the successful conference.
Down fucking 9%. Unbelievable. Soon clowns will be handing out free balloons filled with natural gas at shopping malls.
When are we headed back down? I feel like partaking in the full degeneracy of TZA and VXX Tits.
My account in the markets was down some today, but that’s not really what has me a little on tilt this evening. What does though is that I was just informed by a person “in the know” that the person I had pegged for as being Le Fly at the NYC Conference was in fact his fucking proxy !!!! I still don’t believe it.