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Thank You for Coming Out #IBCNYC

I know you’re all in the streets broke from biotech trades gone awry. I just wanted to thank you, from the bottom of my black heart, for taking food out from your children’s mouths, to join us at the Yale Club this year. It was a great time filled with some truly memorable moments.

For those of you who couldn’t make it out, for whatever reason: burn in hell. I have no pity for you.

And, finally, I’d like to offer a tip of the top hat to the distinguished gents who had the means to join us in celebration in the library room, for food, entertainment and cocktails. I hope you found the venue to be suitable to your savage standards.

In case you’re wondering why Josh Brown couldn’t make it out this evening: he had a prior engagement to partake in biblical-styled gluttony, involving a friend of his roasting an entire pig. Josh told me he couldn’t miss this meal, for he intended to eat the swine’s entrails, something that has been on his bucket list for sometime now.

Thanks again.

Fly

 

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8 comments

  1. ironbird

    Ibankcoin teaches the game with fucking honesty and integrity. These are hallowed halls. That is a fact.

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  2. typebtrading

    Was Nicole D there?

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  3. ylflaereht

    It was good seeing you, fly.

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  4. alf44

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    Perhaps Josh Brown should be sued for Breach of Contract !!!

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    “Swine Entrails” … my ass !!!

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    If I had a dollar for every time I’d heard that lame excuse …

    😉

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  5. pb

    “burn in hell”…nobody will ever be able to claim that you bored them! I wish I could say that for the rest of the internets.

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  6. MBull

    Good meeting all you guys, great event.

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  7. Steve Snakes

    Had an excellent time at the conference. Cocktail party was proper too. The string quartet serenading us with eloquent melodies all night was a nice touch too. Great meeting everyone!

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  8. The Equalizer

    Indeud. Fantastic venue, solid speaker lineup, and the quartet knocked it out of the park when it came to mixing the classical and the contemporary.

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