IT’S TIME TO DRINK SOME NASDAQIRIS

It’s been a tough slog; but the NASDAQ overlords have assured us of splendor tomorrow. MSFT, GOOGL, AMZN and some little piece of shit networker named JNPR are all higher in after hours trade. This great feat of success is not without sacrifice. Low end rubber sneaker make, SKX, lost its penis in after hours trade–following what could only be described as “the single worst quarter in hipster sneaker history”, sending the shares down 30%. Shareholders are completely fucked.

There was also a tragic event in the shares of P, down 20%. Apple told you it would eat your lunch. You should have minded the store better.

And, finally, 3-D machine play SSYS went lower by 19%, which is par for the course for that lame as fuck tech stock.

There are other double digit movers of note, career makers and breakers alike, but not worth of this blog.

Just know the type of market you are in, one that practices the IRON LOTUS on a daily basis, testing the mettle of all market participants. Only the bravest and the best will escape this market without mortal wounds.

I anticipate EXTREME fuckery to take place tomorrow. We are anticipating a sharp rally of 60 NASDAQS tomorrow morning, at which time short sellers will be provided with a choice. That choice is to cover shorts and capitulate or double down and wait for the market to exhaust itself. My hunch tells me the market has exactly 170 NASDAQS of upside left, upside that was  hitherto denied to the fine gents who roam these halls.

I’d consider tomorrow’s rally to be a good omen ahead of the iBankCoin Investors Conference. In order to assure profit, I’ve taken up the task of sacrifice this evening, making sure to commit my blood ritual under the cascading light of this evening’s ghoulish moon.