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Rep. Boyle: Joe Biden Will Run for President

Congressman Boyle just tweeted that Joe “Einstein” Biden will run for President.

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You have no idea how happy this makes me. Biden is one of the funniest people on the planet, without really knowing it. Plus, he looks like George Washington.

Oh you’re worried about his politics? Stop pretending your vote matters and accept that the Order of the Cinncinatus and House Dupont selects our Presidents for us, for they know more and work tirelessly to protect the empire of the United States, ensuring that the immigrant plebian class here do not interrupt their plans.

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5 comments

  1. stockslueth

    “Oh boy! Is this great?” — Flounder

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  2. UncleBuccs

    Moar of this sort of action to come https://youtu.be/sM19YOqs7hU

    It will be very fun. Should make for some entertaining banter w/ Trump as well.

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  3. nocturne

    If I was drugged, tied down, and my finger cut off to be used in the voting booth, I would vote for Biden over the other Dems. Also like OMalley cause he plays guitar. Oh, our President is supposed to do important things…..

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  4. fryguy15

    Joe Biden is also wearing George Washington’s wooden teeth

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  5. mfalke

    In my mind, Biden cemented the theory that VPs are picked to make the president look good in comparison. A Robin for the president’s Batman. I can’t imagine what kind of bumbling idiot Biden would have to get for his VP.

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