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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Tomorrow the Bulls Regain the Initiative

I am going to remain consistent for the sake of clarity and sanity. There are many more NASDAQS to be had in this market. My set back today is nothing more than a way station on my way towards hedonistic greatness, the type of greatness that causes a person to pop off champagne corks into other people’s faces and then crack said bottle over their heads.

I have it in me to see this through. The oil barrel will, once again, fill with riches of maganaminous splendour. Investors will crowd around their hot terminals to visit iBankCoin, eternally grateful for their new web design and sage advice.

By year’s end, I would have utterly destroyed and cannibalised all of my enemies, vanquishing them admist great fires, smoke, and chards of metal.

“The Fly” is the truth in a sea of lies, a person with great distinction and certitude.

I will have my day atop the mountain, urinating on all below. Sadly, such a day is not today.

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8 comments

  1. speerothekid

    Ha, I finally got around to watching this show. Pretty disappointed it only went 2 seasons, it’s awesome.

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  2. djmarcus

    Not sure why everyone hates the layout… I’m a big fan.

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  3. Dr. Fly

    The people who hate the layout are catamites

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    • UncleBuccs

      Fly – the layout is fine, and is more efficient for me. Did notice today that some of the links for premium services at the VERY bottom of the site aren’t in sync with their text.

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  4. grandmaster

    Fly – mildly concerned about R and FMC missing? Would think companies with Brazil exposure are going to get “their mind right tomorrow”.

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  5. stockslueth

    I’m full of delirious hopium.

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  6. blahblahblah

    wack azz XIV broke thru resistance. either the kiss of death or WOO HOO MF we lit

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