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Once Again: I’m a Coal Man

I was born inside of a coal mine. As a young lad growing up, I’d carve toys out from large rocks of coal, blacken my face to look like I was deep “in the hole” mining for rocks. Now, as a man on Wall Street, I am a coal man, yet again.

With the commodity rally well underway, I’ve sold out of my GG position and entered into a new position: CNX.

No one likes coal. They think it’s a reprehensible form of energy. People spit on miners from West Virginia, whenever afforded the chance. But I am suggesting to you, in a most emphatic way, coal shall rise again, unlike the morons from the south.

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2 comments

  1. the dude

    Oh god, this is really digging in the trash. Although, I have found some good stuff in dumpsters.

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  2. vampyr

    Love coal! You haven’t lived until you’ve stoked a furnace.

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