The fuckery really is real.
European markets are flat to up, with Nazi Germany being the strongest, after the ECB admitted that they couldn’t raise rates…ever.
The wheel-barrow dollar is trying to make a come back, once again weaker vs the euro. This, of course, lends confidence to crude markets, which are higher by 0.7%. Gold, however, is lower because it’s stupid.
U.S. futures are indicating a lower open by 0.3%. But that shit is as reliable as pissing in the wind and calling it a compass.
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Anytime a picture of Patrick Bateman graces the blog, it is going to be a good day.
http://www.scoutingny.com/patrick-batemans-new-york-what-happened-to-the-world-of-american-psycho/
“pissing in the wind and calling it a compass.” – Le Fly
Quote of the day – at least my day.
+1
Never heard the compass part before.