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I HOPE HURRICANE JOAQUIN DESTROYS THE EAST COAST

Get rid of all the people. Hurricane Joaquin is barreling its way towards the east coast of the United Steaks, as the hand of God, to correct the stock markets for good. Nothing would please me more than to wake up to a wasteland, the Statue of Liberty floating by my house, alongside all of the bridges.

Markets are weak today because Wall Street is pricing in the complete and utter destruction of the eastern part of the United Steaks.

More on this later.

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10 comments

  1. bexpo

    You are too funny. I hear ya though!

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  2. edgar

    a bigger payday than sandy. that’s all we need.

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  3. jonesy

    Fly, are there any stocks to play in the face of such a calamity, given that the markets are crap in the first place? Let it go?

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  4. halfbloodpope

    Safety will be offered at the Pope plantation in the highlands of Newest York for those seeking shelter. Three square meals a day and a warm bed for those in need and willing to pull their own weight.

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  5. zuulloool

    Hi Fly,

    You will be pleased to learn that at the close yesterday I sold my SPY calls and have today replaced them with QQQ calls. The bottom is in. Now let’s get ahead of ourselves and celebrate wildly.

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  6. levrage

    GNRC down over 3%. Al Roker must have shorted it.

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  7. sloop

    Maybe we could get rid of a few liberals and save the country

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