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FLASH: ICAHN RELEASES HIS BEARSHITTER MOVIE

So many things are off about this.

Why does this video exist?

Who’s idea was this and why was it done in HD?

Why was there a trailer out for this 15 minute opinion video, one day before it was released?

Isn’t Carl too fucking old to drum up all of this drama for an opinion piece?

Why is it filmed in HD, by his daughter?

God damn it, this is the stupiest shit ever. Sorry Carl, but you lost Fly credits and will no longer fall in under my protection when the apacalypse hits and I am a warlord, occupying your area.

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12 comments

  1. it is showtime

    cmon even Isis has HD. why wasnt it in 3D.

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  2. probucks

    I’m not watching it unless the 4K version comes out

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  3. og

    Looks like he’s ready to be Trump’s Treasurer.

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  4. Celts

    Would have preferred a pump-piece on a new profitless IPO

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  5. mr_peartree

    is this real life?

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  6. mx2101

    No comment on the actual content.

    Stylistically, audience taste changes, they turn the page. I can’t fault Icahn for updating his presentation and production.

    Consider if Icahn got on stage with a mic to try comedy, he has some concept of entertainment.

    His production may be off-putting to some, but it substantially broadens his audience. I’m fine listening to words and substance in a basic video, now most of the population is not, and their attention will wander.

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  7. juice

    he did it because he CARES for the small insignificant bug of a human investor, not because he’s already made his billions .. he did it out of the GOODNESS of his heart, not because he’s got nothing left to conquer on Wall St., so politics will be his last game and legacy

    The timing of it all has NOTHING to do with the fact that he’s sold what he’s wanted and is completely hedged

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  8. UncleBuccs

    He’s from the mean streets of Queens… just like Action Bronson.

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  9. the_wolf

    Carl only cares about Carl, period.
    Think anything different, and you are a fool and deserveth of the dick guillotine.
    I predict he is obscenely short, and wants the herd to know just that,…..

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