iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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100% HORSESHIT

Human beings don’t trade like this.

Fuck

Fuck the robots. Next time I step into a Brookstone store, I am going to bash every single robot to pieces.

Not to get all emotional and shit here, but I really wish every single bear out there falls victim to electrocution or arson…TONIGHT.

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17 comments

  1. jonny

    picture editing of late – genius

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  2. kdog

    You need to get a pump in to blow off that steam. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64S9UaJ3-RQ

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  3. gorby

    That is why most duffers no longer play the market.

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  4. it is showtime

    The B _ _ _ s are in charge of this market

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  5. gappingandyapping

    I am sitting within 100 feet of said Robots at the moment. Peak6 and Citadel just humming again a couple cages over their lights just smiling as they erratically fuck up the markets.

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  6. it is showtime

    add bits to longs from gains
    small protection stops on shorts but large window

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  7. amveats

    Reckon this here is a sandwich eating market.

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  8. pb

    In the stock market crash of 1929, here are the % losses on the so-called black Monday and Tuesday:

    October 28, 1929 ?12.82%
    October 29, 1929 ?11.73%

    No computers were involved.

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  9. superpositron

    Why aren’t you short, son?

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  10. sloop

    <—Still all cash brother Fly this market will whip you inside and out like a washing machine. you and Mrs. Fly should take a cruise.

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  11. sloop

    what’s weird is that they take it down and nobody seems to panic anymore

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  12. sloop

    I think its true. Traders like us, our days are numbered what will you guys do if you cant trade?

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  13. ggarbacz

    Really easy solution to this problem, understand how the robots trade using the Erlanger Value Lines. It will take you from good to great. Hit me up and I will walk you through it.

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