A Sublime Harmony of Mathematical Precision (SHOMP)

I am going to pitch you now, like a two bit salesman. Membership levels are at all-time highs inside the halls of Exodus, for good reason. It works. Many thousands of you have taken me up on free trials, and many walked away impressed, but not enough to spend money. The people in my industry, brokers and money managers, traders, are some of the cheapest people on the face of the earth. I used to be one of those people, always looking for deals. I think it’s because we’re a skeptical breed, rooted in the fact that we’re in sales.

This is what I want you to do: try us out for a month. Hit me up and I’ll dispatch one of my servants to walk you through a live demo. The market is for shit, but our algorithms will help you see things clearly.

Here are the most recent oversold signals, all up from watermark.

Here is our track record for timing oversold inflection points, since 2009.

And here is the current reading, which is overbought on our 3 and 6 month algos. As you can see, it is flawless over a 10 day hold, indicative of a market that might be setting up for a let down.

Why am I pitching you?

This is what I was born to do. I make 10x the money by managing other people’s money. But building software and servicing the investor community with kick-ass tools is where my passion lies. iBankCoin is only a small fortress city, with a limited scope. Ultimately, I intend to branch out, which is why I need you clown-fuckers to “like” our Faced Book page, so I can spread my infectious brand of propaganda amongst the Grandmother class on the book with many faces (extra GOT).

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