iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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IT’S ALL GOING DOWN SOON

We’re supposed to flee the battlefield when the opposing army outnumbers us by more than 2 to 1. If their armaments are appreciably better than ours, we are supposed to take up defensive positions and brace for a long night.

If this were a battlefield, this is the Romanian Calvary, atop goats, charging towards a bull’d up Navy Seal line, armed with drones and scout snipers in high ground. Quite simply, you bears are pathetic dick-grabbers, without a bag to piss or shit in.

This is how it will go down.

IT WON’T.

You catamite motherfuckers are gonna rue the day you decided to fuck with us. We’re gonna catapult so many fucking NASDAQS into your flotilla, it will sink from the waves washing across your bows. The market will soon come to grips with the fact that nothing else matters but equities. Federal Reserve/European Central Bank Action will mind fuck all of the dog-eating bumblers at the PBOC into a position of inferiority. The Chinese game is one of smoke and mirrors. Once they get their fog machine working again, Dr. Benjamin Bernanke, from the confines of his smoked out corner office at Citadel, will smoke the bears hot, locked inside of a burning cabin with no place left to go but up.

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17 comments

  1. vandamme

    So go short then.

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  2. chinesefood4lyfe

    Almost a 3% drop and it doesn’t feel panicky in the least.

    Bottom isn’t in.

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    • Dr. Fly

      eat more dogs

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    • it is showtime

      “oh we’re only a few percent off of RECORD highs”

      It’s never different. This time won’t be different.

      “shorts are all street dancing indexes are barely down!”

      It’s not different this time. The 1 direction manipulated market will resume

      “qe7 coming. all loans forgiven”

      *THIS TIME IT’S DIFFERENT YOU PAVLOVIAN DELUDED SWINE*

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      • woj

        showtime, you are crazy. Have you had this same tune for 6 years. What have you invested in the last 6 years. What are you invested in now? Curious how the bear of all bears is playing this.

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  3. UncleBuccs

    I’m still a believer

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  4. jonny

    Can one be a “catamite” and a “motherfucker” at the same time as you suggest in your piece?

    That’s going to create tension in the home I think.

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  5. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    The question is not what, but when?

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  6. juice

    the market is pricing in the next US civil war brought to you courtesy of the next administration, paved courtesy of this and the previous administrations … not to mention the overpopulation catastrophic effects currently swirling a record 3 hurricanes around Edward Dowd as he tosses sacrificial Nazdaqs into Haleakalah the Maui Goddess of dormant Volcanos

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  7. deanfv

    Seals are small mammals that swim around the ocean and get clubbed when they are small and caught unaware.
    Navy SEALs are the US Military’s finest maritime special operations force, skilled at reigning death and destruction.

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  8. blahblahblah

    weird little tale of anti-woe

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  9. razorsedge

    Handed out food today to the poor. Seems I get more out of it than they do. I didn’t realize how many were in need.

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