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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Am I Supposed to Talk About Oil?

I am filled with questions today. Pardon me as I take the day off and let you answer all of the questions.

Look at all of them oil stocks up 15% today. Aside from The Devil, who called me the other day to tell me he was long oil via OAS, I know very few people who had the guts to step into the Saudi sandbox a week ago. Had you done so, and exhibited a modicum of internal fortitude, you’d be up 30% today.

Alas the joys of end of world trading volatility. Oil stocks trade down, uninterrupted, for 6 straight months and then explode by +30% and we’re all supposed to get excited about it. Well, pardon me once again if I opt to not give a shit and instead favor loafing about the house in my robe, drinking coffee and throwing pastries onto my neighbors lawn.

Stocks sucks. I have 25% cash left. God willing I will add to my positions in a timely manner.

That is all.

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14 comments

  1. lplongo

    Someone asked me what I thought about “UWTI stock” today. That’s a great sign.

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  2. juice

    The all-clear hit with Gartman’s call for $30 crude

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  3. Steve

    I’m worried that Gartman might start cutting.

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  4. duckkell

    bought more at “lows” because I tried to make a bottom call to early……averaged down……….did so out of necessity not any type of intelligence..started buying mid july

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  5. duckkell

    too

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  6. superpositron

    I miss the devil. Shit blogger but man he’d nail trades beeeg time.

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  7. duckkell

    so FLY, are you an OILMAN??

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  8. pyromonoxide

    I followed the oil buying, nice stuff 🙂 I’m selling today though, that’s the end of my intestinal fortitude on that trade.

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  9. geezer

    Since you Senior Le Fly are timeless and been around before the invention of this market of stocks, remind these pikers that when something goes up 30% in a week then what happens next.

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    • duckkell

      yea yea..big selloff…we know..I suppose youre shorting oil here right??

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  10. it is showtime

    Talk about ham sammiches

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