Apple Leads the Way

Apparently Tim Cook, CEO of Apple, emailed Jim Cramer today and told him Apple was doing well and that iPhone sales were not slowing. This had a profound effect on the shares of Apple, propelling that stock into the black. Lots of stocks are going green now and the mood appears to be turning positive.

Do I have the slightest fucking idea if this rally will hold? The fuck should I know. Crazy people are whip-sawing this tape, reducing the layman trader into clown-dust. My gut tells me this Apple news is enough to start a rally. The cynic in me says “we’re just gonna sell this fucker into the bell and the world is going to end in Asian tonight.”

I tend to brood, really badly, when things get bad. Sometimes I feel I was born to preside over the fall of man, to become a leader during the apocalypse, tribal and wearer of the African Jungle Mask. So pardon me when I say, “I’ll be eating a few sandwiches while you chase this rally.”