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VACATION ISN’T OVER YET

Don’t bother asking me where I’m staying, the city, or even the state. It’s none of your concern. Just know, as you toil about the boardroom and take orders from a savage, Le Fly is enjoying the finer things in life, both room and board, as well as the finest culinary experiences this planet has to offer.

Feel good in knowing that I am taking it easy for the rest of you, slop-muppets.

As soon as I head back towards my office, I will figure out the tape, not only for you, but for all of the self professed experts on Twitter that you put so much credence in.

Upon my return, I’ll sternly ask that they go run around the block a few times as I work it out.

On my vacation, I’ve witnessed lots of humans behaving poorly, especially of the Russian and savage Chinese varietal. The problem with most of you is that you lack decorum, uneducated fools who practice the arts of pseudo intellectualism or outright wanton degeneracy. Either way, you’re not gentlemen and should recede into the dark corners of ancient catacombs, getting lost, drinking brandy milk punches until death.

“The Fly” is super charged and ready to destroy you motherfuckers in exactly 1 days time.

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15 comments

  1. berniecornfeld

    You aren’t missing much in this market….enjoy

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  2. vandamme

    You like the new Dre, sir Fly?

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  3. dsouth

    How come my avatars look like a bacteria?

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  4. it is showtime

    This is film noir blogstyle done best

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  5. tradercaddy

    I would say you are vacationing in Bulgaria and by the way brandied milk sounds disgusting.

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  6. ripper

    Precision Castparts, Berkshire Hathaway Merger Agreement http://finlinks.net/

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  7. matt_bear

    are you the guy in the yellow hat?

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  8. sloop

    If you still have internet you cant be in paradise

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  9. zuulthezuul

    Fly – this market will be rangebound for the next several decades.

    The Fed has achieved their goal of increasing stock prices. Now they will just keep them level, clear all volatility, and completely destroy all finance-related jobs.

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  10. fryguy15

    A “crew” of Russians somehow got a slip in my harbor. These people are truly without honor or respect. Vile people. How is it that they were blessed with such great authors?

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  11. chuckem

    slop-muppets. ha! russians/romanians are taking over vail

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  12. it is showtime

    Has to eventually go down. (we know: they’re having a tiny-little-bit of trouble getting further up)

    Because going nowhere, noone makes money

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