iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Have You Figured it Out Yet?

Texas is being led into depression. Their landscape is littered with guys like this, morons who eat bacon from machine guns. The vast majority of oil stocks are down over 50%, since March. Oil isn’t coming back any time soon, neither is copper, natural gas or fucking rice.

Jim Rogers is without bow’d tie.

But eggs are going higher, thanks to the avian flu. Get your CALM shares for the banana run towards the $6 egg.

I bought GG today, in order to gain exposure to gold. I am not a fan of gold, so understand this is just a trade. The month of August is a fine one for the yellow metal. Risk appears to be waning and everyone is retarded, so now might be as good a time as ever to make some money off gold.

Stay away from oil. They haven’t bottomed yet and most will disappear (extra David Copperfield) and take the entire state of Texas with them.

I’m glad that I sold AAPL north of $130 before earnings. Now that everyone hates it again, I might add to my position.

This is a market for old men, led by banks, wheeled chair stocks and the medicine man reigns supreme. All of your hi-tech, silicon valley ideas are rapish. None of your plans are working out because the market only respects the bottom line, or the absurd. Companies stuck in the middle, like YELP, TWTR, LNKD, are hated because they can never fill their big ass shoes. Their feet are too small.

Le Fly has the biggest feet you’ve ever seen and he’ll mud stomp you for less than a sideways glance.

I was up 0.25% for the day, on a day off galavanting about town in search of leisure.

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11 comments

  1. doubleplus

    To be fair, that’s not a machine gun. But he is a moron, and point taken.

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  2. it is showtime

    Repeat for the Tuesday crowd

    Your 10%correction Vulnerability
    Longest 91-97 – longterm boombust
    03-07 Lehman
    84-87 87
    11-15 almost 2nd place

    That’s why I started counting at 30
    you’re at, 46

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  3. t.c.

    Thank God the boom is over in Texas. Hopefully all the immigrants and especially the Californians will leave now.

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  4. zuulthezuul

    Thank you for your strong ideological defense of gold.

    They may call us goldbugs, you and me, but they will call us sirs in the future.

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  5. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    ONCE… Lordy Lordy… thank the Lord I got stopped out before the big fall.

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  6. speerothekid

    TIL: Ted Cruz was born in Canada

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  7. berniecornfeld

    Obama planned all this when Texas started talking about seceding from The Union

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