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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Your “Concern” Is Reassuring

Just in case I ever got the idea that people are a redeemable form of life, the previous post solidifies the inverse of such a cock-eyed notion. As I sit here, getting my balls boxed in, down 1.8% for the session, I am touched that so many of you came out from the woodworks to let it be known that you were available to receive one thousand dollars from my purse (no homo).

I am “enjoying” retarded and spastic moves today in VDSI, TWTR, YELP, SLCA, BWLD and even GILD. Unfortunately, for me, the former stocks hold more weight and several of my other top holdings are seemingly bucking the trend, sending yours truly into a sewer pipe– to “enjoy” the remainder of my day.

Nevertheless, I do appreciate the baseness of your personas. They truly help to harden me against the daily trials and tribulations of life, keeping me focused on the task at hand to get better and stronger, in order to succeed and make myself “harder to kill.”

The lot of you are perfidious bedlamites, better suited for an asylum than the fine halls of iBankCoin.

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19 comments

  1. blahblahblah

    flattery will get you everywhere

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  2. the dude

    Dr., we love you, man. Just felt like a duck hunting trip with Dick Cheney.

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  3. vandamme

    You was in yelp son?

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  4. pyromonoxide

    This isn’t the asylum? I’m in the wrong place!

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  5. duckkell

    you reneging on that G bruh??

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  6. speerothekid

    ‘perfidious bedlamites’

    i loled

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  7. MBull

    Regarding these ‘spastic’ moves, outside of long term investments, it seem more and more that earnings can be good, but if one small data point is off, the algo just crush the stock. Its like they are programmed to do anything they have to to protect themselves.

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  8. zuulzuul

    did i win the money

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  9. stocksfiend

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ0CP4x-hfM

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  10. Steve

    $FB is a piece of shit

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  11. Steve

    $YELP quietly breaking out

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  12. duckkell

    SHAK?

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  13. daluke

    I would use your $1000 to buy your PTTP thing…

    Then, if it worked, I would be a real subscriber, and give you your $1000 back with no interest!

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  14. boggs

    you were buying yelp at 90….ouch! and twtr at 50….eek! but only down 1.8%….suuuuure 😉

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    • Dr. Fly

      I never bought YELP at 90 or TWTR at 50 you fucking lunatic. I just bought TWTR for the first time ever last week.

      Even if I bought both at those levels, that would not mean my INTRA-DAY losses were more than I stated, due to my 30+ holdings.

      you’re a moron, third class ranked.

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