Revenge is Forthcoming

Mark my words, you motherfuckers will feel the end of my sword (no homo).

All looks lost today. Earnings at some of our finest corporations have been lackluster. Zerohedge is running rampant, unchecked, on Twitter–scaring the shit out of people, sending them into insane asylums. Bluestar is posting pictures of morbidly obese relatives of his. And, The Option Addict is lost somewhere in the ether of the confederacy, emblazoned with the fires of 10,000 Chinese burritos.

“The Fly” is a granite forest of stability in a sea of earthworms and gummied bears.

I realize you do not believe in stories of the mataphysical and legends borne in antiquity. But let me remind you that Le Fly is an immortal Space Alien Magician (SAM), whose primary form of transport is via a fucking time machine. I entreat you to bet against me, the guy traveling through outperspace, bending time and space at his will, up 28% in a year when everyone else is crumbling into garbage, like blue’d cheese cast aside during a super’d bowl chicken wing’d platter.

LISTEN TO ME: when all else fails, default to those who know more, men of substance and importance, who are plugged into The Grande Recursive Order of the Knights of the Lambda Calculus (GROKLC). We will be smoking the bears inside of our pipes before the week has concluded.