iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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YOU’VE BEEN ZEROHEDGED AGAIN!

The bastards from Wall Street 2.0 blew up your brokerage accounts again, in a sublime manner. There’s no doubt as to the panache and style of the zerohedge volcano squad, tirelessly toiling away with diabolical news clippings by their side.

Why, this time, at least you thought, was going to be different. Six years worth of central bank planning was going to be undone by feta cheese eating grape farmers. All of the stocks you sold short were going to zero and the world was heading into a Chinese-Greek led grande depression.

Now look at you, disheveled, naked, fucked, forked radish.

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5 comments

  1. Shoot5Hole

    I noticed Zero hedge doesn’t have iBankCoin on their reading list. Whatta bunch of neanderthals eh!!

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  2. vandamme

    Tell your wife this isn’t Saudi Arabia–she can chauffeur herself.

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  3. doubleplus

    Boss pic.

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  4. it is showtime

    I evolve unlike other bears. Following the last several drops the desperation to reflate indexes very apparent. Just very obvious they know, they need to get things back up, Fast as possible
    (again I contend 1 time they won’t be able to)

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