iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I AM 100% IN CHARGE OF THE NASDAQIRI

You can pretend that my winship is a consequence of luck or happenstance. The truth is far less complicated than your moat of disbelief.

I control all of the NASDAQS, for they are mine and Exodus is a gift to a generation of spoiled brats, hamstrung by psychotropics and a sense of entitlement not seen since the Gilded Age.

QQQ

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16 comments

  1. levrage

    Yes, it is proving to be the flux capacitor of finance.

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  2. it is showtime

    Whoever was in charge of today’s retail sales, i’m buying (drinks)

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  3. mrmarket

    exodus infomercial 873

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  4. og

    I really should have bought some biotech this year.

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  5. ironbird

    Where the fuck is everybody again? These mechanical retard melt ups seem to always happen after comment traffic dips. Maybe this “market” is only robots? The fix could be the problem.

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  6. Dr. Fly

    The Exodus infomercials will continue until you morons finally realize it will help you get rich.

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  7. Marc David

    re: Where is everybody again..

    Well when you are a member of Exodus, the entire “emotional” portion is taken out and there’s no need to shit talk on a blog anymore.

    If you know the “top” or the “bottom” it just is. No need to debate. Just bank coin and fly on a private jet.

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    • ironbird

      Indeed. Being a member of Exodus i completely get the taking some of the emotion out. Possibly 2015 is the year the tape went 95% algo. Human element no longer in the tape.

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      • it is showtime

        Ai. singularity. skynet. Control can get out of hand

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    • Marc David

      Okay maybe not the Private Jet. I called and they wanted $35-40k roundtrip from the Bay area to Montana. So strike that comment. But the rest stands.

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  8. it is showtime

    shanghai tanking

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  9. braveflaps

    FUCK CHINA

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  10. duckkell

    FRO about to go full blowout

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  11. sethster99

    Hey Muskies, it’s just about time to short TSLA again for the ultimate washout.

    Biding my time for now for it to get closer to $270.

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  12. cat

    Mr. Fly –
    Is there a plan to put exodus on either it’s own mobile platform or on the ibankcoin mobile platform?

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  13. aeropush

    Does “Exodus” have to be registered as a leatheled weapon? If not, should be. Slaying tha haters ! Great Job Fly aka Nasdaqiri Boss

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