iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Take Profits

Listen up frog-faces: we’ve just enjoyed the best three day run of 2015, all the while the cabal of zerohedge sacrificed portfolios all in the name of their satanic cult leader: Bluestar.

It’s important that you know that Exodus nailed the oversold again. Meanwhile, back at the farm, pigs are eating slop and luring in unsuspecting persons of a weaker demeanor into their jars of jam and jelly.

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE: I’ve secured Josh Brown aka Reformed Broker to guest speak at the 2nd annual iBankCoin conference.

The bad news is, if you fuckers don’t start buying tickets now, I am going to have to cancel the event. We will not make money on it and last year almost killed me, dealing with the logistics and stress factor. So, if you’re going to buy a god damned ticket, but haven’t received your welfare check from the government yet, email me to reserve a spot for you: [email protected]. This is for serious inquiries only. If ticket sales do not begin to pick up, I will be refunding everyone who paid, eat large losses, and move on and never, ever organize a conference for you dick-handlers again.

Fucking assholes.

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16 comments

  1. newworld

    Will there be a Fanta fountain?

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  2. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    Since you won’t give me a damn mug. The least you can to is fly me out there. Heads up I will be staying on your couch.

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  3. juice

    I’d love to attend but am booked for the last two weeks of Rocktober .. move it to November & you’ll have 2 more in attendance

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  4. Steve Himself

    ticket%20procured!

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  5. flyaway17

    There’s no sense going if I can’t attend the VIP event and that’s pretty expensive for a plebe like me.

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  6. it is showtime

    Being subversive will be “cool”, by the end of the yr

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  7. MBull

    This site’s paid or FREE content is worth more than the price of tickets. You all should be lining up! Even got my flights paid for courtesy of a little WING action.

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  8. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    Also zerohedge blocked me.

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    • cat

      You can always get around that – if you want to – by surfing anonymously. The app to do that is Tunnelbear. It’s free from http://www.tunnelbear.com the app is used for business folks to are in countries with internet censorship – among other reasons

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  9. it is showtime

    Dramatic

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  10. duckkell

    Would like nothing more than to attend..but…kid plays football – wouldnt miss for any amount of $$ – guess thats why I am on this site so much trying to BANKCOIN

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  11. daluke

    HAHAHAH….sucka!!

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  12. kdog

    Damn. He was angry last night.

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  13. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    When does the Baker Bros 2nd Qtr 13F become available?

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  14. sarjoy

    Josh Brown???? Fuck that fat face. I’m out.

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