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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Just Shut Up, God Damn It

Everyone is an analyst all of a sudden, experts in the credit markets. Too bad the fucking analyst suck too. The lack of humility you exhibit, with your disgusting display of pseudo-intellectualism, makes me sick to my stomach.

Just today, I was minding my own business, walking about the town of Princeton, like I always do, carrying a bag filled with barrel assed cupped-cakes, periscoping the whole ordeal, in order to give the goblins from the internets a view of a nice town. Immediately, I was ATTACKED with chants and “do this” and “do that”, “KILL SOMEONE FLY, KILL SOMEONE.”

What sort of world is this?

Now the butt-fuckers from the ass-end of Europe take the pole position (extra homo). They’ve got the metro-sexuals from Europe exactly where they want them, mad and impotent.

By the way, I’ve always wanted to segue into this topic, IF YOU WILL.

If you’re unable to partake in fornication without the use of cialis or viagra, perhaps Darwinism is taking a hold of you. I know it is, you fucking limp’d dicked pussies.

Goodnight.

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18 comments

  1. halfbloodpope

    Manipulation of one’s environment is our Darwin given right, even if that environment is that of the penis bloodflow. How dare you try to belittle my clients.

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  2. matt_bear

    The Greeks introduced the world to sex. Italians introduced it to women.

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  3. dcolella15

    When you watch the reply of the periscope, You will notice the only one distinguished gentleman commenting on how lovely the town was.

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    • it is showtime

      Billy Joel madison square garden Recordbreak show was my periscope of the day. Fly buying pastries was my 2nd option

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  4. UncleBuccs

    I was driving back from Texas this afternoon, and missed this Periscope. I’m off to it.

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  5. mx2101

    The partner one chooses in life can have a huge impact on the quality and duration of life. I can think of one moment when I should have kept walking. But then again I don’t know what outcome a different choice would have brought.

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  6. helicopter ben

    Th-thanks fly…

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  7. bruce keller

    Apparently Canadian forest fires are causing false Blood Moons.

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  8. it is showtime

    UNTRACEABLE Trailer
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIqnESZW0qc

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  9. doubleplus

    I am so pleased you decided to embrace using profanity again, because you’re remarkably good at it.

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  10. tradercaddy

    Is Steve The Neighbor living in Princeton now?

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  11. lplongo

    “metro-sexuals from Europe” made my morning.

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