iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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DRINKING NASDAQUERIES INTO THE BELL

I bought a new fridge with a fucking teevee built into it. Now I’m going to buy a new car.

The butthole of Europe will vaporize into the sea, never to be seen or heard from again. In the meantime, all of us good gents stateside will be making money, overlooking pastoral grounds, drinking NASDAQUERIES.

My top three positions are as follows-

AAPL
QLYS
SAGE

Zero fucks. All NASDAQ.

We’re gonna drive rail spikes through their heads tomorrow.

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19 comments

  1. bruce keller

    Some random guy drew a chart of INTC; so I bought puts on it on a whim. That’s usually how I trade.

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  2. tsmalley15

    $TQQQ and $QLD all the way.

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  3. matt_bear

    this post brought to you by the letter F.

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  4. duckkell

    AUDI..those germans build one fuck of a car!!

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  5. matt_bear

    are you going to dabble into some margin? what’s a mere 120% amongst gents?

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  6. bexpo

    QQQ Nasdaq can barely rise. Let’s hope Franks sends some Angel Eyes down here or we will be all be buying swamp land in Jersey!
    Very cool…fridge with a TV in it…CONGRATS…finally

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  7. formergeek

    Decadent i hope it won’t be locked to E! TV and the Kardasians

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  8. momono

    Mrs. Fly finally gave up on the warranty?

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  9. gnat

    Glad my story about what bs most warranties are swayed you.

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  10. jonny

    Fly, who decides the pics that go with the blog? Amazing talent there.

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  11. the dude

    Damn. I wish I had some SAGE right now.

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  12. sloop

    I’ve got that 9,000 LG fridge. DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY!! THE ICE MAKER IN IT SUCKS!!

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