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Late Night Talkin’ Greasy

Fuck all of you dick-strokers who profess things that you know nothing about. When the market spirals higher to new highs again, I am going to be bashing in your fucking skulls with cinder blocks. All of the shit you brought forth tonight, about the interwebs, warning of imminent disaster, shall be delivered to you 10 fold, in the form of nuclear atomic device strapped upon your person.

We’re gonna strap that shit on you, then shoot your out of a carnivale cannon, into the Pacific ocean, directly into the mouth of a giant whale. We’ll blow you up and the stupid, dumbass, whale to Kingdom come.

Look, this game has played out the same way for the past 6 years. Today, Zerohedge and Co starting walking around Manhattan, all naked, with their dicks out and shit, reading newspapers–acting all intellectual and what not. Out of nowhere, a giant ass-raping ape is gonna step into the foray and decimate them, eat their newspapers and shit– then kick them down into the sewer pipes.

I can do this shit all day. But the bottom line is this: WE ARE GOING–the fuck–HIGHER.

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22 comments

  1. Rastgen

    FIG

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  2. matt_bear

    Damn VXX gorillas running around and shit.

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  3. jpmorgains

    BUTRAM algo INITIATED.

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  4. DMXtremelyOnPoint
    DMXtremelyOnPoint

    WE ARE GOING–the fuck–HIGHER.

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  5. ironbird

    Rates are going to “normalize” and “markets never give you this long to sell the highs”. Time for Eurotrashland to fucking deal. What the hell is going on over there? And by god someone shut that Puerto Rican asshat the fuck up. Everything is fine. Debt is awesome the bigger the load the better. Slapping granny awake from her nap is overdue. Wake up hag.

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  6. Marc David

    But this time.. it’s different!

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  7. berniecornfeld

    Whatever happened to Zombie?

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  8. berniecornfeld

    We go higher…but are we done going lower?

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  9. sierra water

    Love me YANG time!!

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  10. dcolella15

    “Ass raping ape” loving it! LOLed

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  11. sierra water

    i was a monthly early on this trade, from Exodus:

    SierraWater 5:40 PM EST on Apr 29th 2015 @ $5.08
    YANG Direxion Shares ET 72.25 +5.26 (7.85%)
    I have been scaling into Yang last couple days heading into May pos seasonality. Capital flows from real estate liquidation in China has been fueling market. Sovereign debt issues in Europe and Japan may be coming home to roost in the fall. I would imagine profit taking / risk mitigation in the China market could come sooner in anticipation starting sometime in May..

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  12. braveflaps

    Sierra,

    I went all in YANG at 57 and any amount of money made off chicoms is good. Problem is they have so much of it that they could prop up their gay market for months. Possibly all the Wongs and Chans all Go full scale panic in the meantime…

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  13. vandamme

    Fuck YANG! Finna buy me some YINN!

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  14. bruce keller

    The market will fly high, but the shmita year says it must die.

    Maybe this next bounce will exceed, or maybe it’s high was just from weed.

    All the drama is about Greece, but what fortunes have been partially foretold by the Chinese?

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    • bruce keller

      “its high”, fuck.

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      • bruce keller

        OH yeah SSE! Whoop that trick! 😉 Daddy needs a good bounce, to maybe short, who knows what I’m doing? 😀

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  15. sloop

    3 day max shake out, than BOOM!!

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  16. duckkell

    good Doctor..with this Greece nonsense apparently settling and the market about to GOTHEFUCK HIGHER – whats your best play from here??

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  17. bruce keller

    Damn, it’s quiet up in this bitch.

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