iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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The Plebeians Shall Be Washed Away from the Earth

We’re overdue a good washing out. It might be in order. I am witnessing many biotech stocks hand grenade their shareholders into receivership today. It’s worth mentioning that QQQ is now oversold in Exodus. According to the stats, you should be all right with this trade by next week Wednesday. Unfortunately, and much to my chagrin, some of you jump the gun straight away and start meddling about your futures accounts, in search of lotto victory.

This sort of haphhazard money management is liable to get you killed, man. Relax and go eat a peach. Enjoy the summer weather and drink a little.

“The Fly”, in between bouts of tear laden fits of rage, has exemplary command over his emotions and demonstrates a certain equanimity when trading, almost at all times. This is a great achievement, one that will be studied until the end of days.

Get a grip of yourselves and exhibit a minimum level of decency and decorum when trading. God willing, you will be spared when the great purge of the char-wallah class of investor begins.

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14 comments

  1. matt_bear

    i could eat a peach all day.

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  2. sarjoy

    I could listen to Eat a Peach all day.

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  3. matt_bear

    http://youtu.be/6MZhaX8P3W8

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  4. jpmorgains

    https://youtu.be/zw5NOYjvlSQ

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  5. it is showtime

    Arrest warrants accuse Rapper Rick Ross of forcing a man into a guesthouse at his mansion in Atlanta and beating him, chipping his teeth and severely injuring his neck and jaw

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  6. thegametheorist
    thegametheorist

    i will self-exile myself for not insisting on acquring more zts and hca yesterday. i felt it. and ignored it. sorrows of a pleb.

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