The PIGS Are Back

I was delighted to see Portuguese, Italian, Greek and Spaniard yields higher this morning. It made me pine for the days of 2011, whilst on vacation on a fucking island, getting my skull kicked in by the market–thanks to the sovereign debt crisis. Greek yields are spastically inverted, now yielding a tad over 29%. They don’t have money to go to the bathroom, let alone fund their retarded government to the tune of $1 billion per day.

The Germans really got fleeced this go around. They will need to balance out the scales later on, through another fucking world war.

Moving on, my apple laptop broke again. First it was showing my pretty lines, line on a Fendi bag (no homo). Then it just self-destructed, like an Inspector Gadget note. This is the 4th time this fucking laptop crapped out on me, typical shit in my life. I can never simply enjoy life without some hardship imposing itself on me. I will now have to lug this piece of shit into the apple store and talk to one of the bipedal primates there, walking around in blue t-shirts.

Futures are lower. I don’t think the market is buyable yet. As a point in fact, I am fairly certain Greece defaults this time and you’re all gonna soil yourselves from over-exposure to capital markets at a time when it was least appropriate to do so.