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Prepare to Get Your Brains Blow Out

Greece is going to default, 100%. Janet Yellen is too busy with podiatrist appointments, than to properly manage the Fed. Market are pricy as fuck and the June swoon is officially here.

According to the laws of reason and logic, we are set to undergo a hair raising decline soon, the type of drop that makes you regret life, wished you were aborted before birth or deposited into a condom instead.

I realize a great many of you are sucking sky-dicks and do not fear China’s $10 trillion market scam, hoping the party will continue for just an hour MOAR.

Very sorry lads, the police are here now– with billy-clubs– and they’re gonna shut this shit down properly–bashing skulls in, tasering people about the face, and shooting pet poodles in the chest for sport.

Is Le Fly prepared for such a bleak occasion?

Damned right I am. I called the police!

I am utility’d up, long gold and 15-20% cash, waiting to buy your margin liquidation from your dastardly 3x retarded trades.

HORATIO CLAWHAMMER is here, motherfuckers. All of you deserve to die.

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9 comments

  1. helicopter ben

    Fucking fig mane

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  2. ironbird

    Looking good in a leveraged long $TLT Exodus trade from last week or so. Exploding burritos in the microwave are never a good thing for long. Low and slow only.

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  3. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    Buyable dip coming. Bull Market does not end on Greece nonsense.

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    • it is showtime

      Gratis to decay. Sectors and adv/dec not exactly trumpeting bull ‘continues’

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  4. it is showtime

    It’s a subprime-loan. Why would Greece getting 750m euros ever mean it’s going to someday be able to pay things back on their own. My original statements on Greece (x years ago) stand

    1-2% up day, If the can is kicked overnight

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  5. t.c.

    It is hard to believe that the market is going to decline significantly on the non-news that Greece is still a bad combination of broke and crazy. .

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    • iflyjetzzz

      The Greeks completely fumbled the gift given to them when entering the EMU … low interest rates. Instead of making the reforms necessary to modernize their economy, they elected to steal, tax evade, and gift themselves excessive benefits.
      Hopefully the massive pain ahead for Greece will finally get their act together. Think their retirees are suffering now? Wait ’til they’re booted out of the Euro. And the massive .gov layoffs should be interesting.
      Anyone who’s stupid enough to loan Greece any money – no matter the rate (and it’ll be very high) – deserves to lose their capital.

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  6. zheeeem

    Hard to believe that, like clockwork, Greece drives the market down year after year. It’s economy is what, half the size of Disneyland? But I’ve been buying $D as its gone down, because that’s the way I roll.

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