FIFTY NASDAQS STOLEN FROM THE NATIONAL TREASURY

Today’s market rout is worthy of a nice swan dive out the office window, is it not?

Oh, that’s right, my largest position is up for the day. Why don’t you sell all of your stocks and go hide under the blankets. It’s awfully dangerous out there in the market place.

This is the June Swoon. I was telling you this might happen, as liquidity dried up and the Lord’s of Finance would exercise their EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGES over bottles of viagra and completely forget about stocks. It’s an ugly, ugly day and it looks like it wants to get even uglier.

Yes, it’s true, 3 out of 4 of my largest holdings are up today and I am seemingly immune to the pangs of horror that afflict you. Social graces dictate that I should, in fact, remain stoically modest as our paths diverge. Nevertheless, I cannot help but to point out that the fork in the road you chose is heading straight for a wild jungle filled with human head beating apes.

As always, “The Fly” is charitable in his expertise and will permit you to GPS relocate yourselves back onto the path of win.

Top picks: CYBR, N, VNDA, ZFGN, HDP