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Rick Boss Ross is coming public soon, via Wingstop–ticker WING. The world’s best rapper, the sophisticated driver of the Box Chevy (no Maybach), owns 9 franchises and views himself as a bit of a connoisseur when it comes to chicken’d wings.

Let me tell you something: Americans love to eat chicken wings, laden with extra fatty ranch sauce. Or, sometimes they like to eat wings with a capricious amounts of blue’d cheese. Either way, America runs on chopped meat and beakless chicken.

I missed out on SHAK, scared of its absurd overvaluation. But I will not miss out on WING. It’s not in my DNA to miss out on an opportunity to invest alongside The Boss (no Springstein).

It’s worth noting, I am hedging this fatness shit with a long position in anti-obesity frankenstein drug company, ZFGN.

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25 comments

  1. zombie

    FIG

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  2. clegger_2000

    “I once had a box Chevy, then I got the blue Lexus”

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  3. aggiealum

    Saw the email alert for this offering the other day. Fingers crossed eTrade drops some shares into my peasant account.

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  4. alf44

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    “blue’d cheese”

    That is pretty damn funny !

    😆

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  5. lesurgeon

    In “Box Chevy”, when he says “All my central Florida niggas straight BOUT-ITTTT!!!”, he’s specifically talking about me.

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  6. longview

    Who is Bruce Springstein?

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  7. matt_bear

    the ghetto loves wing stop. cash cow business.

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  8. t.c.

    Supposedly, the real Rick Ross pulled down $1 mill per day as the CIA’s main distributour of cocaine in the 80s. Makes me think of Boyz n the Hood. You should review that movie amigo.

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  9. banjoman

    I’m not feelin’ it.

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  10. boyaj

    Will follow you in this. Not only does The Boss know wings, he knows fundamentals too. This place actually has revenue and earnings growth.

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  11. tsmalley15

    Wing’d Stop.

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  12. bruce keller

    Blasphemy! Tech N9ne is the best rapper. Yelawolf is pretty good too.

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  13. thomasjefferson
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    I do suspect we will get a crack at $SHAK yet, SAM. IPO’s are all doing the same thing, they’ll eventually realize this p/sales ratio is folly.

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    • bruce keller

      Fly himself even said it was a ridiculous valuation even when it first came out. Of course they will grow, but right now, with 63 restaurants, it’s priced at $43 million a Shake Shack.

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  14. levrage

    So, can they rip the face off of BFWD? Not that there’s a deep moat in chicken wings. Parts is parts, right?

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  15. rangersfan

    I should have held $FEYE from yesterday.

    I hope we get a correction in this, but I think it goes higher before that happens.

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  16. one-eighty

    Seeing all those fat people with their cardboard cups full of pop and “baskets” of fried foods in front of them turns my stomach.

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