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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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RUN FOR THEM HILLS

Markets are plunging lower, based off a rout in bonds(lolz). You stupid shits. Yields were negative and have moved away from profoundly absurd to somewhat less absurd yields and everyone is getting all worked up about liquidity. What this is about, frankly, is June swoon. Executive, C-level persons of distinguishable honor, are sleeping in, unfettered by any move in the broader indices. Understand something, these men of industry only concern themselves in the now and do not care about planning past this evening’s cocaine encrusted chicken breast.

For a -100+ day, Le Fly is wading through the mud quite well. I am certain you were hoping to bear witness to me venting in despair; but you’re wrong, yet again.

This is the year of “The Fly”, nothing can go wrong, as I am destined to live a charmed life, unaffected by all of the turmoil and angst around me.

HERETO: markets will fluctuate between distinguishable ranges for the duration of 2015. Know your craft and study it well, for the summer month’s are upon you and if you’re not careful, you will most certainly blow yourselves to smithereens.

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7 comments

  1. clegger_2000

    What ever happened to RW Pelican?

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  2. blahblahblah

    lol *You stupid shits.

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  3. budh

    Christine Lagard now tellin’ Yellen to wait ’til 2016.

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    • boyaj

      So much for the so called “global economic recovery.” That’s about as clear as an indicator you’ll get that the global economy isn’t nearly as strong the media and other governmental organizations have reported.

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  4. UncleBuccs

    Dr. Fly – Iron Maiden would have been clutch for this post: http://youtu.be/geHLdg_VNww (starts a little slow)

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    • the_wolf

      very appropriate choice UB ; )
      but i thought it was the year of the sheep, you’re either a sheep or a wolf,…………….

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