iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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PUNCHING EYEBROWS OFF SINCE 1976

You clam-digging tree fuckers don’t deserve to read this blog anymore. I demand that you close out your browser and go back to your pornography, self-serving dogs (pun intended).

I made 0.9% today, as AGIO continues to place short sellers upon the gibbet, putting them on the old rope ride.

What else do you want me to do, short of coming to your place of business, punching your face retarded, break down your anatomy, forcing you to buy stocks?

We’re going higher.

If you don’t listen to me this is what’s going to happen. Ready?

Your wife is gonna divorce you for becoming poor. There isn’t a such thing as ‘true love’, only levels of comfort. Is she comfortable now with your income level and net worth? I bet she is. But, if you start acting sideways, betting against men in fucking time machines, all of your money will become mine–permitting me to open harems and shit–change my religion in order to take on 4 wives. All the while, your one dog of a wife will exit stage left and leave your broke ass, disheveled, in a heap of bankruptcy papers– all because you didn’t listen to “The Fly” on May 18th, 2015.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AhXSoKa8xw

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16 comments

  1. it is showtime
    it is showtime

    3recordhighs

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  2. juice

    And learn this: True love is the queen of all virtues and therefore the building block of the life and for people
    of your kind (human beings) to live together.

    And whoever effectuates (creates) true love in themselves and also protects it, are true friends to themselves
    and to people of their kind (fellow human beings) as well as to all people of their kind (humankind).

    And whoever effectuates (creates) true love in themselves and also protects it, are peaceful and free in themselves
    and externally, and are continuously searching for consonance (harmony).

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  3. matt_bear

    You’re only allowed to blog here for 8 more years.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Then like an atomic breeze, I will move onto my next target

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  4. ironbird

    Any opinion on retail? The pump from late last year may have run its course. Remember when “low gasoline buy retail no brainer” was all the rage? Most of them have gotten massacred all year long.

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  5. jpmorgains

    I don’t claim to have read every one of your blog posts, but this is THEE very best one.

    So. Fucking. Epic.

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  6. thegametheorist
    thegametheorist

    Fly why am I getting ads for nighttime diaper on your website?

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  7. mx2101

    There is a possibility the ads you see reflect the previous Internet browsing of your PC.

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  8. mx2101

    Wouldn’t it be something if the TV business had this black swan event:

    The Bruce Jenner matter is discovered to be entirely put on and fake, done for the sole purpose of ratings and money. Then this leads to widespread public disgust and collapse of the entire reality TV genre. Stranger things have happened.

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  9. thegametheorist
    thegametheorist

    my TTWO is RIPPING TITS!!!

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  10. alf44

    .

    … after watching some of the video from the Mitt Romney vs Evander Holyfield charity boxing match …

    I am forced to admit that … Mitt Romney could most likely KICK MY ASS !!!

    —–

    Now … if you’ll excuse me … there is an idling car, a garden hose and a closed garage door with my name on it !!!

    SIGH !!!

    .

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  11. bruce keller

    Main MarketWatch article right now is BOA calling for a scary summer in big bold letters… yep, we’re going higher… much higher.

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  12. it is showtime

    Becoming such a cliche. The mainstream doom headline well heehee haha that means we’re going higher. hoho.
    We get it
    Cliche
    (you’ll be so silly the day that formula doesn’t work nemore)

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