Sometimes I wonder what it’d be like to only have to worry about blowing clouds of orange cheeto dust off my keyboard, like the lot of you. Instead of seeing everything for what they truly are, I could live in the dark, an ignorant fat pig, beholden to nothing but my own caprices. I’d drink myself to sleep and wake up at noon to the bottle again. I’d fornicate with whores and trick others into letting me burglarize their homes.
There is a means to this end. As the trollop class around us shoot and stab each other in the face for rubbered sneakers, billions are made in industry–all represented in the stock market.
I find equanimity in the markets. A soothing sensation arrests me when I am wrong. I fight, claw, and shoot my way out of jams, constantly evolving my methods to conform to trends. Need I remind you that Exodus is running at an astounding 80% win rate in timing market bottoms since 2009?
Maybe you should blow away that cheeto dust now and join the league of gentlemen inside our hallowed halls?
It’s just a suggestion. Then again, what the fuck do I know?
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for the love of God, please i beg you. schedule a HOW-TO-Exodus webinar so that we learn the inner workings of this tool. record it and have it in the room under Help section for us to peruse at later dates.
I agree with Mr. Pleb. It would be helpful to ensure we’re maximizing Exodus capabilities and benefits.
Set up a one on one demo today you lazy clam fuckers
Webinar is in works and I am doing live QNA tonight in exodus chat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtZBA1bVbcs