iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I’ve Made a New Discovery

If I make lots of fucking money and simply drink hot, hot coffee all day long, I don’t need to eat food. I haven’t eaten a fucking thing all day long and do not have the slightest hankering for flesh (no vampire).

I know what you’re thinking and you’re right: The Fly shouldn’t partake in starvation on this scale, especially since it will turn him into a beanpole without muscles. Do not fear my friends, I intend to eat with great vigor and tenacity soon. I only reveal this scientific study with you in order to help fight global starvation.

For example: Africa.

If we can simply get them accounts at TD Ameritrade (extra Sherrod) and have them read iBankCoin (super Fly), send them mass quantities of coffee (no K-cup), their problems will be all but solved.

I am up 2% for the day, 23% for the year, firmly punching people in the fucking face whenever they look at me sideways.

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17 comments

  1. evilspeculator
    evilspeculator

    That’s right, simple pleasures… 😉

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  2. UncleBuccs

    Dr. Fly – Why not fire up your briar, and take a well deserved victory lap around the neighborhood. Surely you’ll be ready to feast upon your return…

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    • evilspeculator
      evilspeculator

      Screw that – the Fly only eats raw meat today – he’s out for blood!

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  3. moonshot

    I am only up a measly 1.8% today. I do appreciate the Exodus oversold tip that led me to adding a few QQQ and SPY calls yesterday–those are up 50-65% today, and I think they still have room to run…

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  4. cheese

    Should run a contest for Exodus members….$1k to anyone that can beat your year end return(one winner only)……should drive a bunch of piker traffic to you at $400 a head……

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  5. dewey dortmunder
    dewey dortmunder

    As a suggestion, it would be interesting to listen to Bluestar speak at the iBankCoin conference. Given enough advanced notice he could build a raft and sail to New York in time.

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  6. it is showtime
    it is showtime

    vix at 12 again as we elevate threat status (hm)

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  7. fryguy15

    Another option is to send large quantities of meth to Africa (dry bulk rates are low). The Africans would only need to eat once per week.

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  8. handyandy

    I am up today thanks to IMPV and an intra-day trade on FMSA. But down for the year.. Fucking GOPRO.
    But just had Fish & Chips, WTF America, its not a difficult recipe, but no one can get it spot on.

    Africans reading IBankCoin, nah that’s some bad voodoo shit.

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  9. yellen

    Target price for adding $WFM?

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  10. redwaldorf

    Intelligentsia Coffee? If you haven’t tried the coffee I highly recommend. http://www.intelligentsiacoffee.com/location/high-line-hotel

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    • freebie

      Its good but not as good as Counter Culture coffee. I used to buy CC then my shop stopped selling it and I had to go for their Intelligentsia.

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  11. Anton

    “…You know what the problem is? Do you? You live in a FUCKIN DESERT! You need to MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS! C’mon, get in the truck, we’ll all go…” – Sam Kinison

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  12. ironbird

    The Tonight Show makes the balls fear a dyke with a knife. Wtf is Fallon doing? Be a fucking man already! Real Time also went straight gay again. Thank god IBC exists. Having balls is not a crime.

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