Looking at my largest position today is no different from bearing witness to an ancient relic designed to curse its owner. At this very moment in time, I am cursed to look at this piece of shit, as it burns my money into the air, turning it to dust, then gobbled up into its stupid, cheap, generic, airplane engines. I am going to sell SAVE every which way but loose, until my fingers start to bleed. I’ve just managed to take a +6% gain and morph it into an idiot -5% loss.
On the surface, it means very little, as you and I both know a small pittance such as this can do NOTHING to a man, such as myself. It’s more than money, though, lads. This fucked with my ego, something worth trillions of Mexican pesos.
I had the airlines trade right. I should’ve bought AAL or JBLU. Instead, I lowered myself to plebeian standards and bought a motherfucking bus with wings. This afternoon, I am paying for my transgressions.
In related news, my ONCE is spring boarding higher, like a male pervert in a sorority. You were stupid for not following me into that.
Everything else is black, putrid, horrible. GDP growth is non-existent, which means Grandma Yellen cannot raise rates. Oh, what a surprise (takes shot of 155 proof poison).
All of you are preparing for Derby weekend, aren’t you? It’s just an excuse for you to degenerate yourselves further, work towards a path of alcoholism and eat salty and disgusting foods. All of your guests will arrive wearing hats, because they’re idiots. The men will drink so much they will forget how to walk straight, all the while imprisoned horses are whipped by midgets to outstrip its fellow equine.
Sounds like a lovely day.
As for me, I am busy with the launch of EXODUS. God willing, we will get an OVERSOLD signal soon, which none of you freeloaders will get to enjoy, and we will run away from the rest of you, rich and happy, dripping with coins and satchels of dollars.
Many, many satchels of dollars.
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Actually, you bought a mother fucker short bus with a bunch of window lickers riding inside!! I was all pissed when I saw it go to the high $78s and I sold out on $76.55…now I am happy I missed the rapid descent (no pun intended)
I looked at ONCE twice and didn’t see any reason to buy it. What made you grasp the falling knife?
SAVE is the school bus of airlines, indued.
I feel sorry for those who need Derby weekend to degenerate themselves further. It’s an everyday occurrence for me.
Mentioned BPT a couple weeks back here at $59….and what a fricken trade if you bought the dip in SLCA, HCLP and FMSA at the open. I did not, but saw it unfold 🙁
Fly I swear every trade I follow you in, I get boned. And every one I don’t is a rockstar
Need to revisit my strategies because my IRAs have outperformed my trading account all year.
Fantastic writing once again.
“I lowered myself to plebeian standards and bought a motherfucking bus with wings.”
sir, that is the greatest analogy you’ve ever posted. I’m in fucking tears right now.
Fly, have you ever read the Hunter S Thompson piece on the derby? “The Kentucky Derby is decadent and depraved” Good stuff.
Hunter is one of my favorites of all time. I didn’t learn about him until one of you told me about him. Dare I say, he and I have similar writing styles.
http://grantland.com/features/looking-back-hunter-s-thompson-classic-story-kentucky-derby/ A true masterpiece, very similar style to Le Fly
I am waiting for the short bus full of window lickers to reach low $60s for a shits & giggles play…its coming in for rough landing.
You could have embraced the Mexican pesos, with OMAB.
Fly: Buy the ticket, take the ride.