iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Shut Up and Wait

I think the market is going to scare some people out soon. Hopefully I am wrong and we can resume throwing eggs (extra CALM) at the bears. In the event I am right, you would be wise to have some cash to buy dips.

During corrections the connundrum of “should I buy dips or strength?” always presents itself. You see the market looking all shitty, and shit, and immediately gravitate towards strength, just like you weak fuckers coming here to read me. You see Fly and his chart and want to grab a hold of him. Well, you know what, fucker? You cannot grab me–because I’m gone.

What you clam-diggers should be doing is looking for bargains when the market corrects and strength when the market is running, not the other way around. Otherwise, you’re gonna miss out on rallies, invested in shit stocks on upswings, and fail to catch sweet inflection points when the market is weak.

I swear to God you motherfuckers don’t do this for real. I can just sense you reading this, scratching your balls, totally devoid of grey matter. Okay, I have to get back to work.

Ciao (the most annoying form of goodbye)

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8 comments

  1. kdog

    Your wife must use ciao often.

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  2. tsmalley15

    Did you kill your customer service team with your bare hands? I sent an email yesterday as I’ve been unable to get into 12631 for a couple of days. No reply.

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  3. UncleBuccs

    Dr. Fly – If the lovely Mrs. Fly is willing to consider birthday present suggestions from the catamite-class for The Fly’s upcoming grande day, here’s mine: http://shopcriticalhit.com/collections/apparel/products/death-to-false-wizards-zip-up-hoodie

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    • Dr. Fly

      I wouldn’t wear that if I was dead.

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      • UncleBuccs

        Thought you would appreciate the theme…. Btw, I have something to send (very small), but it will have to travel by Mike Tyson’s passenger pigeon, as they’re the only ones I believe could find you.

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  4. dewey dortmunder
    dewey dortmunder

    What about ta ta or toodles (extra homo)?

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