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CNBC OPENS SAN FRAN BUREAU; MARKET DESCENDS INTO ANARCHY

The second I saw those motherfuckers smugly talking with their asshole view of the San Francisco Bay, I cobbled sell orders together–panicked to get out. I thought to myself “Fly, these people are going to ruin you with their fancy view. Sell now before a tidal wave wipes them, the fuck, out.”

Much to your chagrin, I sold out before the drop. The NASDAQS were +10 when I sold–insulating me from part of the carnage. Truth be told, the majority of my holdings cannot be liquidated, due to big ass gains and low ass cost basis’.

Listen to me: this too shall pass. But before it does, we need to see a little panic in the faces of those sun-drenched clowns on the San Fran set.

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8 comments

  1. it is showtime

    “Fitch Downgrades Japan To A From A+”
    Laughoutloud. Ya think. Yay

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  2. lplongo

    Teh San Fran top of 2015

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  3. tradercaddy

    Fly likes food stocks.
    How about a Yankee buy of Bojangles ipo.
    Excellent sweet tea and a country ham biscuit to boot.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Never

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    • UncleBuccs

      I’ve never heard of Bojangles, but this truly made me laugh…

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    • Anton

      Been so long, I can’t remember the food at Bojangles. Was in NC recently and a friend took me to a place called Biscuitville. Kind of a southern healthfood joint as they have sweet tea AND unsweetened. (Free refills, of course.)

      I think we could roll up all the smaller Southern food chains under “Biscuitville” and destroy carpetbaggers like Habit and Chipotle… And much of the target market of consumers, too.

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  4. Anton

    For SF, that is not a fancy view.

    cnbc occupation of the city signals a fucktard top though.

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