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Last Minute Tune Ups Before Exodus Launch

The iBankCoin tech team is locked in a bunker, left with crumbs of food and water, ordered to tie up the last loose ends before launch. According to the last reports, it could be another 5 hours or so before the system is ready to accept the overwhelming sales volume that is now at our steel doors, hammering with rams, clamoring to get in.

In the meantime, futures are higher and everyone loves the market again. My neighbors are all buying new cars and the Hermes Birkin Bag waiting list now has its own waiting list. Interestingly, these lists will one day be used as a “kill list”, to purge the populace of the greediest amongst us.

The decadence that is being displayed is somewhat comical. Then again, people with money rarely know how to comport themselves.

Some of you have been waiting for a sharp decline and pray to the heavens for monumental destruction to grip the nation. You feel society is deserving to be injured, economically, disgusted by a system that caters to the elite.

Listen to me.

No one wants the system to burn to the ground more than me. I am invested in it. My entire life is on the line; what exactly are you bearshitters betting on? You’re in cash, scared of losing money. I don’t give a shit about losing money. I came from the sidewalk and could survive on tree bark and coconuts. When the system implodes, I intend to lose it all–sitting there, brooding again, watching my fortune burn in the flames of revolution.

After it’s all said and done, “The Fly” will take the position he was born to take, a fucking war lord, leading a band of stark raving mad lunatics to your house to take your dry food stuffs and gold bricks.

See, I’m fatalistic; therefore, I have nothing to lose. As such, I am 100% invested, daring the stock Gods to take what’s rightfully mine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdL2XSg-o-w

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7 comments

  1. jpmorgains

    Fucking exactly how I feel as well.

    To the T.

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  2. alf44

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    … something tells me that Ms. Fly prolly doesn’t share your “tree bark and coconuts” fatalistic philosophy !

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  3. sierra water

    Who wants to take the ride of the millenium, the time is near.. a la YANG. Wanna take a ride????…..
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et4sMJP9FmM

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  4. frog

    To be able to survive on tree bark and coconuts. Now that is the way to be.

    To be a soft person, dependent on luxuries, even if you have them at the moment, is a precarious position to be in. None of us knows what tomorrow holds. Survival skills are paramount.

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  5. bonobo smores

    Let the melt up begin.
    Good luck on your launch.

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