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A Few Words of Cogent Advice For You on this Lovely Morning

All Chinese stocks are subject to accounting irregularities. They’re a barbaric people, one that savagely lie and cheat to steal western money. Always know that, before delving in headlong, into the fucking pool that has fake water atop its concrete surface.

Oil and gas stocks are mostly fucked for at least 6 months. Rig counts have plunged and any company that services bozos drilling in the dirt are in for a very rude awakening this summer.

Under Obama, the FDA has been very lenient to biotech companies, which has led to gorilla sized runs in many of those stocks. However, every so often, biotech goes wrong, as is the case with AERI today. If you’re gonna overweight the industry, have some decorum when you do it, like me with JAZZ. Those motherfuckers will earn ttttttt-ten dorrars this year. The war on sleep is real.

If your company isn’t netting 10% of revenues to their bottom line, no one gives a shit about them. Sell the spec; buy what’s real.

And now I come to my last point: STOP BETTING AGAINST THE GUY IN THE TIME MACHINE! Last year was an anomaly for the ages, one when the sun, moon and the stars lined up perfectly against me. These conditions will not repeat for another thousand years. “The Fly” reigns supreme, dominant over you pencil pushing booze hounds. I can say this with confidence, deep from within my echo chamber that reverberates truths and gangster rap music, rattling the whole damned room–separating the sheetrock from the studs.

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17 comments

  1. UncleBuccs

    Great advice. Thank you.

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  2. jersey whale

    Same goes for General’d Tsao chicken

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  3. tsmalley15

    Make sure to play “King Kunta” by Kendrick Lamar in your echo chamber at full volume.

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  4. tsmalley15

    I really only like the one I mentioned, the rest are boring.

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  5. stratoboozer

    My HABT position finally turned the corner. Up 28% YTD with HABT and AMBA. All were Fly mentions at one time or another.

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  6. biffer

    Long spec bio CTSO (very promising device) and DVAX KPTI DEPO

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  7. matt_bear

    killed it with GOOGL, and my exodus screener position with EXAS is doing ok. Life is good.

    Rap albums turned to shit after about 2003-2004.

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  8. rangersfan

    $QIHU daily chart look delicious

    I think $FEYE does well after next week’s ER. It is due.

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  9. rangersfan

    Need to be patient with $FB , one stat to mention from the CC was 4 Billion daily video views, up 1 Billion from previous Q. That is a ridiculously good stat IMO.

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